Tazer video
28 April 2003 @ 11:57 am

So yesterday I was eating lunch in the breakroom, when Jason whips his video camera out of his locker. He goes on to tell us about this girl who carried a tazer in her purse at some party last night. He tells us that him and his buddies were fooling around with it Jackass style when they decided to do a little skit. Keep in mind that they've already shocked each other in the video with no big side effects. He told the chick who owned the tazer that he was gonna get all up in her face and when she couldn't take it anymore to shock him. (Insert a couple seconds of snow here) Up walks Jason acting all drunk and horny, okay, maybe not acting... But he grabs her by the back of her head and starts trying to make out with her. As soon as his tongue gets up her nose, you see the tazer come around from behind her back. (Insert the funny clicking nose and successive little sparks here) Jason FLYS off his feet and lands on his ass about 5 feet away. It was the coolest thing I've ever seen! Jason goes on to tell us that the girl really didn't like him, and he should have expected that. Well, duh.

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